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Episode 455: Recorded 10/09/25

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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:33 What Even ARE Accents?
05:45 Banning Jackson From Every Country On Earth
10:21 Chinese Spies
15:00 Snitches Get Stitches (Sometimes)
27:29 Kaya’s Guessing Game
35:27 Are Animals TRULY Intelligent?
51:35 Devs Are Mad at Team Cherry for Procong Silksong At $20
1:15:17 Elderly Conned by Romance Scammer Posing as Stranded Astronaut
1:35:57 Wrap

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Hosts:
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw
SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast
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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
https://linktr.ee/zayaLT
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ &
https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT
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Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network

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